March 2012
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batmitzvah:
let us have a moment of silence for all of the babies who are born today who will be subjected to idiots who will tell them they only age every leap year
muddlethroughsomehow asked: Top 6 blogs you follow, excluding me. i kno u luv me bbz. i luv you 5-ever. (dat mean i luv u mor then 4-evr)
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when i smile really big i get a lazy eye
i hate it so much i just look gross
that’s why i have a crooked smile too
because the muscles on the left side of my face are really weak
so my left eye and eyebrow are lover than my right ones
UGH I HATE IT
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone...
– (via dolthalion)
Oh god this is a dangerous meme
(via katspaw)
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
Good evening and welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor, Oswald...
– Colin Mochrie (via distastefortruth)